Download or read book You're Not Old, You're Vintage! written by Nick Beilenson and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on 2001-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous words for the over-the-hill crowd. If you've had more vintage years than the wine makers of the Napa Valley, well, you are no longer a kid. Well-known illustrator Melanie Marder Parks reveals all too clearly that with middle age, nature shows her sense of humor. 80-page hardcover book with a 24K gold-plated charm on a ribbon bookmark; 3-1/4 wide x 4 high.