Download or read book The Pirate who Had to Pee written by Tim Miller and published by Fart Monster and Friends. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The toilet is broken onboard Captain Bones's ship and Pirate Pete needs to pee! It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water. But with all the splashing, dripping and swirling, will Pete be able to hang on?