Download or read book The Grumpy Middle Aged Dad written by Michael Hadley and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-13 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recipe for the perfect Orlando Adventures book:Take a little bit of Orlando magic.Scatter a sprinkling of Disney fairy dust.Add in a bucketful of Black Country cynicism.One Grumpy Middle-Aged Dad.Combine slowly with two weeks of boiling hot weather, a pair of teenage kids, a highly-strung wife and a massive overdraft. Oh, and daily thunderstorms.Then stir.Slowly.Until Grumpy Middle-Aged Dad reaches boiling point. From Dudley to Disney - take a trip with Grumpy as he blogs his way around Orlando, trekking from one park to the other whilst spending a fortune in 100 degree heat.Grumpy Middle-Aged Dad - Adventures in Orlando captures all of the madness, frustration and chaos of a Black Country bloke and full time miserable git on his third "once in a lifetime" holiday in the Sunshine State, allegedly the World's favourite holiday destination... pah.Michael Hadley is The Grumpy Middle-Aged Dad, and he really is grumpy. Born and brought up in the heart of The Black Country, Hadley captures all of the regions' sarcastic, sardonic, sense of humour in a sideways swipe at the sickly sweet world of Disney and Orlando.All proceeds from the sale of this book go to two UK charities, so stop reading this and just buy it.