Download or read book Scare Your Kid Witless written by Stuart Edwards and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2006 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Obedience and subservience. Two of the watchwords that have molded us into the level-headed adults that we are today. However, in this age of boy wizards, purple dinosaurs and mp3 players that only kids can program, children have somehow gained the upper hand. This book attempts to redress the balance, with a pithy selection of outrageous lies that can be used in almost every occasion. In later years, your child will thank you for keeping him or her on the straight and narrow, by being frequently bemused and in a constant state of terror. And, in the meantime, if we can also enjoy a laugh or two at their expense, then surely everyone wins? Scare Your Kid Witless - A collection of outrageous untruths designed to unbalance impressionable young minds