Download or read book Never Kiss a Goat on the Lips written by Vic S. Sussman and published by . This book was released on 1981 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sussman offers a humorous, anecdotal account of his family's attempts to learn basic homesteading skills and live off the bounty of their land after moving to a five-acre homestead near Washington, D.C