Download or read book Just Jose - the Funniest Jose Mourinho Quotes! written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-21 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jose Mourinho is not only one of the world's finest managers but his arrogant and brash sound bites have also made him one of the most entertaining. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 220 of Mourinho's mostcomical quotes from the clubs he has managed. Packed with loads of punchy one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal lashings and humorous insights, this book will have football fans chuckling throughout the season. "To those who say we don't deserve it: In my country we say, 'The dogs bark but the caravan goes by'." "I am a coach, not Harry Potter. He is a magician. Magic is fiction and I live for football, which is real." "When I read a few things, I smell a few coats." "If they made a film of my life, I think they should get George Clooney to play me."