Download or read book If School Desks Could Speak written by Mirka Christesen and published by Book Venture Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2017-05-31 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If School Desks Could Speak is a collection of true, humorous, and heartening vignettes from the classrooms of middle- and high school students on both sides of the Atlantic. From being addressed as “babe” to intercepting a father’s personal item glowing in the dark; from dodging flying spit balls to flying business class; from confiscating student amorous messages to helping a teenage mother cope with an unplanned pregnancy – these are but a few examples of life in the trenches. You will be drawn into this honest testimony to the real world of a classroom teacher.