Download or read book I Thought We Agreed to Pee in the Ocean written by Alena Dillon and published by . This book was released on 2013-09-16 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From mourning the finale of a beloved television series to accidentally attending a pole dancing class intended for professional strippers, this collection captures life's absurdities through the perspective of an every-woman. Alena Dillon invites readers to laugh along with her as she reflects on universal experiences including diet frustration, as well as situations uniquely Dillon's own, such as pounding on the side of a moving Mister Softee truck. Her widely recognizable stories of love, rejection, body image, snarky baristas, bargain hunting, ill-timed snorting, and, of course, public urination, will leave you reeling.