Download or read book Fartsy Claus written by Mitch Chivus and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2007-09-25 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On Christmas Eve when the traditional treat of milk and cookies is nowhere to be found, Santa helps himself to a large portion of franks and beans with alarming results. That's right. Santa Claus is now Fartsy Claus. What to do? Channel your inner six–year–old boy and conjure up every gassy pun or joke you can and you will have caught a whiff of this fragrant tale. Ages 3 – 7