Download or read book Alan’s Lesswilling Chronicles: the monologues of an unhappy man written by Jan Sargeant and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-08-18 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alan is trying hard to make sense of his world since his wife left him for Chuck in Morewilling and the local Co-op closed down. 21st century technology is eating into his wallet and his soul, and the price of a night out doesn’t leave change from a tenner anymore. But he is sure about three things: No one in Lesswilling needs a bidet or a hot tub. There’s no place for preserved lemons on British supermarket shelves. His mother was right about hindsight – it is a “wonderful thing to meet your own arse coming back.”