Download or read book Too Much Coffee Man Omnibus written by Shannon Wheeler and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Too Much Coffee Man (TMCM) is a caffeinated antihero. With his bulging eyes and coffee cup head, he dispenses a steady pour of humor cynical enough for the alienated, optimistic enough for the deluded. Take, for instance his morning prayer to his (Coffee) Maker, 'I am humbled by your odoriferous outpouring. You inspire me to rise from my bed and motivate me through my morning rituals. I can now endure the hardships of an otherwise banal and meaningless existence.' Or how about Too Much Coffee Man's sidekick, Too Much Espresso Man, who proclaims, If you can't be happy, force it'?"--Amazon.com.