Download or read book Remove Child Before Folding written by Bob Dorigo Jones and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2009-02-28 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. In the hallowed literary tradition of The Darwin Awards and Headlines comes this mind-boggling collection of the most outrageous warning labels ever slapped onto perfectly good products. Before you try to dry your hair with a blowtorch or iron a shirt while you're wearing it, read this hilarious collection of crazy caveats. You'll be surprised how far frightened manufacturers (and their lawyers) must go these days to protect themselves from frivolous lawsuits!