Download or read book Memoirs of a Mom on the Edge - Part One - Martinis and Menopause written by Elizabeth Loan and published by Dare Empire. This book was released on 2012-01-18 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wondered how men develop temporary blindness when there are dirty dishes in the sink or children covered in goo? Ever questioned the legitimacy of stretch marks and saggy breasts as ¿badges of motherhood?¿ Ever cursed cottage cheese for its bland taste and resemblance to the cellulite hiding on the back of your thighs (how does consuming a food that looks like cellulite banish it?)? ¿Memoirs of a Mom on the Edge,¿ scrutinizes the conventional wisdom of 'everything female¿. Using her own life as a springboard, Loan takes on all the taboo topics, leaving no stone unturned. Welcome to the wonderful world of womanhood, Elizabeth Loan style. Buckle up, ladies. It¿s going to be one helluva ride.