Download or read book Marshmallow Memoirs written by Garrett Heaton and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2018-02-23 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marshmallow Memoirs is a deliciously funny story about the trials and tribulations of a seventh-grader, Linsey Allen. First time author, Garrett Heaton, delivers a hilarious and touching first-person narration of a remarkable kid that readers will relate to and won't soon forget: "Not only am I a thirteen year old boy, going through the toughest years of my life.... middle school... Oh yes, my name is Linsey, and to add insult to injury, I'm pretty much a fat kid" In Marshmallow Memoirs, readers of all ages will become captivated with Heaton's comical voice and fun loving characters: "People use to call us the S'More brothers. At first, I thought it was pretty cool, 'til I realized it was because I looked like a marshmallow next to those two graham crackers. Mmmm! Graham crackers! Doesn't that sound good?" Experience how Linsey survives his many hysterical and embarrassing predicaments, from being roped into entering a dance competition and having a crush on his best friend's sister to enduring Eaglewood's relentless bully, Shane Zimmerman, and the infamous dodge ball "incident". After reading this amazing story of friendship and loyalty, readers will want to read S'MORE!