House of Fun
Author | : Simon Hoggart |
Publisher | : Guardian Faber Publishing |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 2014-01-13 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781783350292 |
ISBN-13 | : 1783350296 |
Rating | : 4/5 (92 Downloads) |
Download or read book House of Fun written by Simon Hoggart and published by Guardian Faber Publishing. This book was released on 2014-01-13 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read about how John Major learned the English language from his time in Nigeria. There is Tony Blair, with his verb-free sentences which imply everything and promise nothing. Gordon Brown, the grumpiest prime minister of recent years, both Stalin and Mr Bean. And now David Cameron - who really, really hates being drawn with a condom on his head. Let's not forget John Prescott, who can wrestle the English language to the mat and win by two falls to a submission, Michael Fabricant with his hairpiece stolen from the tail of a My Little Pony, Sir Peter Tapsell, a grandee so grand that when he rises to speak, Hansard writers are replaced by a crack team of monks to write up his words in illuminated lettering. Nick Clegg, with his default expression of a man's whose children's puppy is still missing. And of course, the famous 2010 press conference in the garden of Downing Street, a love-in that would have been illegal in 44 American states. This book, the best of Simon Hoggart's political sketchwriting, will have you laughing, chuckling, roaring, sniggering, and sometimes despairing. It is instant history with added jokes.