Download or read book Funny Stories: And Other Funny Stories written by Morris Gleitzman and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2018-10-29 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Swap a bomb for three ice-creams on a train, bounce on a vampire’s bed, eat a pizza that makes you fearless, read the secret diary of a dog, unleash the awesome power of chips, save ten lives with a paper clip, surprise your mum with a chainsaw, use a demolition ball to defeat a bully, live in a house that gets wiped clean more often than a bottom ... and lots more!