Download or read book The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People written by C. E. Crimmins and published by Newstar Press. This book was released on 1996 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of the bestselling Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans comes this parody on all the popular books you'd ever want to read. This hilarious spoof of the blockbuster hits of the last few years lampoons all the books you love and many books you've come to hate. In "The Fridges of Marin County", for instance, a hip California housewife finds brief happiness in the arms of an Iowa refrigerator.