You Know You're 40 When...
Author | : Ann Hodgman |
Publisher | : Crown |
Total Pages | : 130 |
Release | : 2005-03-08 |
ISBN-10 | : 9780767917391 |
ISBN-13 | : 0767917391 |
Rating | : 4/5 (91 Downloads) |
Download or read book You Know You're 40 When... written by Ann Hodgman and published by Crown. This book was released on 2005-03-08 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you almost over the hill? Know someone who is? Getting older is no fun, but it sure can be funny. How do you know when you’re approaching the big 4-0? Here are a few clues: * Comb-overs are starting to make a certain kind of sense. * A kid you once babysat for is now your lawyer. * At your checkups, the doctor has begun to ask if you’re still sexually active. * Midnight seems awfully late. * You’re more interested in websites that will calculate your Body Mass Index than in Internet porn. * You receive two phone calls in a single week from people who want to sell you life insurance. Whether you’ve just found your first gray hair or you’re peering around the corner to your mid-life crisis, You Know You’re 40 When… will tickle your funny bone (while you can still remember where to find it).