Download or read book Driving Like Crazy written by P. J. O'Rourke and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When it comes to taking chances, some people like to play poker or shoot dice; other people prefer to parachute jump, go rhino hunting, or climb ice floes, while still others engage in crime or marriage. But I like to get drunk and drive like a fool. Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you're half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're going a hundred miles an hour down a suburban side street . . .Driving Like Crazy chronicles 30 years of P.J. O'Rourke's love affair with the automobile. Liberally laced with razor sharp wit and candid humour, O'Rourke gets behind the wheel to take us on a hell-bending tour of some of the worlds most scenic - and most treacherous - roads.With advice on everything from 'How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink', to such topics as 'Spilling Your Drink Is No Problem If You Keep the Sippy Cups from When Your Kids Were Toddlers' and 'Leave the Baby Seat in the Back Seat so that When You Get Pulled Over You Look Like a Perfectly Innocent Grandparent', this hilarious collection of O'Rourke's classic journalism also includes previously unpublished pieces.Driving Like Crazy is O'Rourke at his Gonzo best: it is an inimitably humorous and pleasurable celebration of cars, speed, and the open road. Fasten your seatbelts; you're in for a bumpy ride . . .